Unix guru

Q: How does a Unix guru have sex?

A: unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;

more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep


Q: How does an OLD Unix guru have sex?

A: gawk; talk; date; wine; grep; touch; unzip; touch; gasp; finger; gasp;

mount; gasp; mount; gasp; mount; core dump;