Eltsin, Clinton, and Gates Face God
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates are having a meeting in an airplane. But, the airplane runs out of
fuel and crashes. All three die, and find themselves facing God.
God looks at them and says "You know, not everyone can enter Heaven. It depends what you believe in." Turning to
Yeltsin, God asks: "So, what do you believe in?".
"I believe in equality for everyone and everyone should share what they own." Yeltsin answers.
"Good", replies God, "Come and sit to my left." Then turning to Bill Clinton, God asks "So, what do you believe
"I believe in free speech and democracy." Clinton says.
"Good", replies God, "Come and sit to my right." Finally, turning to Bill Gates, God asks: "So, what do you
Bill Gates looks at God and says "I believe you are sitting in my chair."
Ultimo aggiornamento: Tuesday, 20-Jan-2009 00:31:17 CET